Entry: Horrorscope! Sunday, December 26, 2004



u believe in that???How can stars ever tell our future???Well...many believe in horoscopes.They believe that someone out there ...sitting on the streets or moving his/her hands over a crystal ball can try tell them wot they are about to face...though not accurately.
In my case...neither the soothsayers nor the newspapers are right...This wot my horoscope said about two weeks back..."Start searching for ur soul mate"...=| can someone go and tell the editor under 18 marriages are illegal!!!Right now I'm dying searching my sun-glasses... which I have kept.....God knows where??
For my mom, the horoscope thing turned out to be a real horror once...Thursdays are outing days for all families in Kuwait. You will never find us at home on Thrusdays.This happen about 2 years back when my mom was watching the morning Horoscope show on Zee. She wos dumbstruck at her HoRRoRscope "Apke ghar me chori hone ki sambhavna dik rahi hai"..All she said wos..."Oh my God...! Thrusday??CHORI???AHHHH!!!" My Big B., whoz a 99.9% atheistic, comforted her by telling that"Theres no such thing as Horoscope..plus there are HARDLY ANY news of burglary ever in Kuwait PLUS we haven’t brought anything thts called "Gold" or "jewelry" or "money" from India....it's safe there... IN THAT BANK LOCKER... NOW DON'T SPOIL THE WEEKEND just because the idiot box has declared some nonsense” So...since the whole family, including me, wos against it ..she HAD TO go out with us...
We returned home and GUESS WOT!!.....not a sign of those CHORES! Mom never dared to see her horoscope after this. She still remembers how that one line had spoiled her whole day:P
Anywayz..gtg...gotta find my Soul mate now=D
Ciao!
   13 comments

Nameno7ghirl
May 18, 2005   07:26 PM PDT
 
wot the fuck is this all about, who knows that Albert Einstein got so drugged out his head on halluciginating substances and accessed the side of his brain that is not normally utilised by jo bloggs and he gravitated towards (haha get it.......the theory of relativity, therefore, horoscopes, planetary alingnements the tide and the moon, psychic connections and vibrations, ghosts and spirits.......its all science, its all mass, its all energy....... therefore the enery it takes to study astronomy and astrology alike, points out to me that it is all connected, these people are making a fortune predicting our futurama horroscopes, not by hazzarding guesses and hoping that some of their predictions will come true for some people, but instead, they are basing their predictions on the collective direction of the mass. where is it all going??? that iz the ?
Nameno7ghirl
May 18, 2005   07:19 PM PDT
 
i think that it is all in the alingment with the stars, the moon and my ass haha!
Prateek
December 31, 2004   09:48 AM PST
 
I too believe that there are some people who give a lot of importance to these horoscopes....i dont know why...beyond my comprehension..totally
gump, very gump
December 27, 2004   06:41 AM PST
 
i believe in astrology and all other such fancy girly alternate systems whenever they have sumthign good to say for me....otherwise its all trash :)
Swarna
December 27, 2004   06:12 AM PST
 
lol...funny....though none of us actually believe in them, we cannot resist reading them....just for the heck of it!!! :D
Devilish Angel
December 27, 2004   04:31 AM PST
 
@Neha...Same here!:P....n tnx;)
@inside..ahem ahem!!
Devilish Angel
December 27, 2004   04:30 AM PST
 
@chandu....Mr.keen observer
Devilish Angel
December 27, 2004   04:28 AM PST
 
@surinder... damn right!
@Animesh...yep i read that the day it wos out but 4got 2 leave a comment!
Insidemamind
December 27, 2004   03:06 AM PST
 
Bah! I used to believe in that crap before - but not anymore. Man can't carve out his own future! That's a universal fact.. No matter what the horoscopes say - 100% never comes true!
Today my hororscope says that much will go on between me and a special person that is unsaid. Ha! Everyday something goes on with me and that "special" person that is unsaid. Nothing new in that!!
Neha
December 27, 2004   02:59 AM PST
 
I m not a firm believer but i do read my horoescope just for fun !..btw all the best for ur search ;)
chandu
December 27, 2004   01:19 AM PST
 
well those predictions in papers are generalized.. they are not customized.. i have seen both... mean ppl for whom predictions came true.. and otherway too.. so i can't say they r trash...but if u madly.. deadly..believe them.. u r sure to invite trouble..
Animesh
December 26, 2004   10:13 PM PST
 
Horoscopes suck big time...
Check out one of my old posts.In a similar vein...
http://ani.rediffblogs.com/2004_12_12_ani_archive.html#1103171293
surinder
December 26, 2004   08:49 PM PST
 
he he .. well i never read those newpaper horoscopes .. they just go ahead and print some genral thing .. and cos its for everyone , it will work on at least someone !! .. and thats how they get there loyal readers :)

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