This post proves what a corrupted society i live in!

WARNING! : NO PREJUDICE PLS!... i just couldn't find anyone else to share this nonsense with....

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I got a advice from MJ(maali's sis) during our Marina Mall trip : "Stop admiring the car!Look at the guy in it...admire him! You get the guy...you get the car!"

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Eid party at Mar's place:While T was busy playing on his Nokia N-gage, AB hogging and IMM staring at maali...i was only left with one thing to do - OBSERVE!

T(guy) :GET THE BALL U *censored*!!!

DA     :Get the "BALL"!

IMM    :[She's on my side]BALL!!whose?

T      : jus' shut up!not THAT!I'M PLAYING!!this red ball!!

IMM    :"RED" ball!

DA     : they come in variety ha!? red, pink, blue?!?

T      :ARRGHH!![looks like he missed the "ball" again] SHUT UP!!it's this ball! see! see!

DA     :no..no..! it's ok...i don't wanna see "it"...

T      :[oops!i woke up the devil!][took AB's coke filled glass from the table] here! u want "coke"?

DA     :  ....aa....no tnx... i'm full...

AB     :[to T] hey! thts mine!

DA     : HA HA!! ya it's his! :P

T      :[told AB about my weak attempt to bug him]

AB     :oh kool! here! want a big one? [offering me the 2.25 litre coca cola bottle on his table]

IMM    :[she couldn't think of anything better to get me out of this]...umm...wots coke?

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In the Classroom : We believe "Sharing is Caring" ...and that is how i've got into this habit of sharing chips packets with friends...so much that I end with 2 or 3 in the end...ok! looks like m degradin' my classmates too much:P..the truth is it happens! but rarely..specially after P.Ed.
Here too... i was the one observing.

AB     :[eating an extra large Arabic bread(a hot dog with loadsa sticky cheese in it...but yummie!:D)]

B      :look at the size! Sharing is Caring!

AB     :[cuts it into two unequal pieces...passes the smaller one to B(as always happen)]

B      : =|.... May you die of constipation!