I recently had this talk with this dude.. a really funny friend..though kinda tapori …the best Manglorian dude I know (oh yes! Mr.Spiff..I rank you next :p) .The talk has left me even more confused about the Big B psychology… I mean if my bro comes to know about “HIM” will he bang him?...or …if he comes to know about “him” will he bang me?!?

[The talk took place during our Marina Mall hang out…under the blue sky…at that beautiful beach..okok..check out IMM’s blog for more detail.Those knowing about the IMM/Maali chakkar will understand it better:P]

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AB : Tell me one thing….Y (IMM’s bro) knows all about IMM and maali?

DA : Yep!

AB : YA!?...and he has got no problem with it??

DA : nop!...in fact…even M (Maali’s elder sis) has got no problem with it…

AB : ya I know that....but then she is his ‘sister’and he is her ‘brother’!...

DA : may be because he is her younger brother….:P

AB : ah! So what? even I’m….but if anyone dares to mess with my sis *censored**censored**censored**censored* (hehe)

DA : umm…temme… are all brothers like that?

AB : Majority!....why? you got one?

DA : yep!..elder

AB : elder!...be careful! Actually…depends…how’s your bro? I mean..you are from Bombay na! so must be one tapori fellow!:P

DA : Nahi re! he’s a cool dude….but I don’t …when it comes to all this!...may be he will do the same thing that you would.. :p

AB : why..?...gotta bf?

DA : Who wants one? :P but… I…ahem!

AB : oh! Crush…

DA : yep…

AB : over here?

DA : nop…India

[and then…there was a complete switchover in the topic…]

AB : wot re! find someone over here!:P

DA : here? I don’t find one worth looking at :P (wot a lie!!..after drooling over so many!! Wot a lie!:P)

AB : of course u won’t!.... look HERE!!

DA : ya right!...u r taken re!:P
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May be my e-bhaiyaz can put an end to my confusion!:P


Listening to : When I'm Gone by Eminem
"And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back"

I’m back to bore you with my school crab….as usual!

Every assembly ends with Mrs. Potato’s list of announcements. Fatty somehow manages to climb the four steps and walk her way to the podium….and then begins the bhashan “I’ve some very important announcements to make today morning….”. The last assembly she came up with something really insane…”If any mouth is found moving(read: chewing) or any student is found chewing chewing gum or bubble gum, he/she will have to pay 5KD as fine” and the whole senior wing bursted into laughter “5KD for 50fils bubbles gum…….she’s nuts!”. Fatty retorts, “It’s not funny…I’m serious!”….and the monologue continues…The chewing thing did not bother us much…but what followed it left many eyes and jaws open (not mine *phew*). “Some of you may have noticed the absence of your physical education teachers right now in the auditorium. The reason is-a ‘surprise’ check. Any items such as…CDs, magazines or comics not belonging to the school library, cell phones, mp3 players or any such electronic device and any such unofficial stuff will be confiscated and the student will be ‘awarded’ with a memo(3 memos=suspension)”
Meanwhile I could hear my fellow schoolmates telling/whispering…”shit!”...”oops!...””*censored*”
I had seen my class dudes with cell phones, mp3 players, PDAs and stuff like that but luckily that day they had come empty handed. Our class is more like a 15 minutes beauty parlor during the interval. Combs, hair bands, mirrors…u name it!
My friend, Suzan is the type who carries her entire dressing table in her bag though she never uses any of the items at school. Some of them include: Nivea, Labello, a comb and Vaseline. She was the first to rush into the class after the assembly. Totally freaked out and frustrated she tries hard to think of a solution before the P.E. teachers reach the class.
Those silly things people do when they find themselves at the cul-de-sac!
She gets a plastic bag from somebody…puts all the stuff in it…. ties it hard………what next? Goes and have good look in the empty dustbin ….yes!....throws the bag in it…covers it with some juice n chips packets that she finds in the desks and takes a loud sigh of relief!
After causing loads more havoc the P.E. teachers finally arrive but only to check that we are wearing the proper uniform. After school.. the dustbin is overflowing with chip and juice packets. Suzan somehow tries her kicking and pushing skills to get the bag and takes another loud sigh of relief.
She doesn’t carry the stuff with her any more (she chews bubble gums nowadays) and I thank God …. We have assembly only once in a week!:P
But…………..Rules are meant to be broken!!


Listening To : Where do you go by No Mercy

Two years now…he’s back, for a short time though (one week!?). His second day here and I saw him for the first time and he says, “Not really! I’ve seen many times…I mean…except the fact that I had your pic which I flicked from my sis’s album. Don’t tell her ok?”. He knows I don’t feel the same way for him. He tries to disguise his feelings by making a serious face, talking seriously yet he fails in all his attempts…because….he talks ….even after I stop replying…he stares…even after his sis (ya! Bonehead ..my choweet friend:p)yells out, “Stop staring at her!!”
For some reason….this all makes me smile…at him….and at myself….wondering love can really make people mad….but those cupids never do anything properly…atleast in my case they are always wrong!!
While he's in luv with me…..i'm madly in luv with someone else(lets call him--HIM)….for about three years now!....unlike him I never had the guts to express my feelings to HIM.

But I appreciate ‘him’…..atleast he said it all….others I know just stare and smile (and believe me! It’s irritating!)

Anywayz….oh yes! my new template(looks perfect in Mozilla Firefox)…. Life IS complicated….so is love?


Listening To : Lay your hands by Simon Webbe
Feel this road is getting longer now
And i'm too far away from home
Still I gotta keep on moving on
But I can't do it on my own
Baby keep my head above water
Help me swim for my life
'Coz the game is getting harder
The strain is gettin stronger
And I can only face the fight
When you lay your hands
on me...

Suzana : hey Farah! Remind me in the last class to call my dad when i reach home ok?

Farah : !!! and what if I forget??

Suzana : ummm.... OK! Reshma! Remind Farah to remind me to call my dad when i reach home.

Reshma : Whaaoott?!?!?? Why should I remind HER??

Suzana : Alright! Remind ME to remind Farah to remind ME to call my dad when i reach home. =P

Farah : And who will remind Reshma?? :P

Suzana : Hey Janice! Remind Reshma to remind Farah...No!...Remind Reshma to remind ME to remind Farah to remind ME to call my dad when i reach home.

Janice : ...

"I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! "

Lintiseng To : Aokn - Blely Dncaer

Five things I will look for in my Fiance


1. Sense of humor
2. Honesty…trust…and all the decent stuff
3 mus b open minded… bole to no restrictions on my liberty… freedom..bla bla……….OR ELZ…………………..MEIN MAIKE JA RAHE HO!!! >=D
4. understandin’
5. a choweet smile


Five things I like to eat:


1. Chicken Biryani
2. Ice cream… will loadsa nutz!
3. bhel puri..pani puri..yeh puri …woh puri…puri..puri n mo puri!! =P
4. kiwi…apricot….strawberriez,…mango!!
5. Hersheys(will neva distribute dem on my b’day 2 IMM or her cousin…….. can neva 4get dos 16 hard bumpz Monalisa (IMM’s cousin) gave me…OUCH!!! )


Five Goals of Life

1. it all started wen I was a kid…
I wanted to be a teacher (inspired by my teachers) then
I wanted to be doctor (I didn’t know the full form of MBBS den! :-S) then
I got a lil mo brainz n wanted to be a dentist ( inspired by my bro’s less time-more money policy :P ) then
I wanted to be a lawyer (inspired by my dad)

NOW!!.................I’M CONFUSED!!!!

2. get a lucrative job !! >=-D buhahaha!!
3. visit Entertainment City every year!! Take that terrible rollercoaster, Condor and Tornado ride every year!! =D
4. Meet HIM!(bole to… m latest crush!).......Apologize to bone-head’s brother ”I didn’t know the meaning of Love back den dude! =)” (only my true blogmates will know wot I’m talking abt….u! will have to flip back a few pages!=))
5. If I live to be 50+ I might come up with an (online!?) autobiography……. Umm..entitled somtin like…Taking Pride in Mediocrity! :P…….AND U BETTER BUY IT!!!


Five things I say a lot


1. Shit yar!!
2. What the……? (nah! have neva completed it!=P… atleast not in public hehe!!)
3. To hell with that!
4. Screw tht/it/dis….woteva!
5. Duh!


Now it's tagging time... and my bakraz (=P) are...
1. Tapan
2. Spaceman Spiff (u better do it!!!)
3. Shantanu Goel
4. Chandu!
5. FUBU BHAIYA!!! =D
6. Sat (back on earth?!?)
7.Navneet
8.HeartStopper
9.Prateek (HE!! HE!!).....aannddddd
10.Paula!!! =D

haffun!
ciao!:P

Listening To : Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows
How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love
Makes me wanna turn around and face me
but I don't know nothing 'bout love

“Who-so-ever went thru that ordeal has got a story... & a long one too!!”
-Tapan

26th July, 2005

WIT, New Bombay (keep guessing!!=P)

9:00AM
As usual, I was curled up in my blanket. Mom said she’ll be leaving with my aunt for the market at 10….so I better get up!

11:00AM
It’s raining like hell outside while I’m sitting alone on my study table… trying had to study in my scary flat.(seriously! My place is famous for ghost and stuff….you get to hear all those scary oooooooz and zooooooozz at night.In the language of science-it’s due the winds,trees,buildings bla bla bla…lets move on..)

2:00PM
I could here some announcements going on outside….on the road. But…couldn’t comprehend a word…. thanks to the rain! X-(

4:00PM
Mom and aunt are finally back. They were done with all the shopping long back but had stopped at grandma’s place and were waiting for the rain to stop. (I wonder what would have happened of me if she had not changed her mind and returned back. :-S)

6:30PM
The river in front of my balcony had overflown long back. Gradually, the grass below my building was cover with brown muddy water. This did not surprise us as it happens every year. We are used to the waist-deep water we get to see every year. But no one had imagined the water IN this newest and tallest building of the colony.
Bikes, cycles were soon moved to the ground floor.

8:00PM
The usual sight of waist-deep water.
8:30PM
Things suddenly get serious. Sofa sets, cupboards, fridge and other household stuff was moved to the first floor…right in front of my door (s2pid ppl!)
The water was now waist-deep ‘inside’ the four rooms on the ground floor.

11:00PM
Airtel, BPL,Orange, Reliance…..all networks down.

The rest of the night was horrifying.
On moving into the balcony….there was nothing but water to be seen all around….
And below me…..water was rushing into the ground floor.

At the end of it all….water level began to lower somewhere at 3 or 4AM
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And at 7AM I was ready with my cell…for this…….


overflown river...missing compound wall....


WIT hostel under water.


Compound wall finally visible.


compound wall is broken... =(

And then....we saw this at the end of it ALL...


AND here is my 3yr old cousin brother thanking you for reading the post!!MUAH!! =P

12th grade has always been the most (in)famous of all grades at ICS….almost every year. For instance, Big B’s batch was famous for chalk fights, damaging the school property and then blaming it all on each other. Two brand new classrooms were introduced last year and we were so happy that one of them was ours. The other belonged to the last batch. We loved the new place..the new benches..with no messages or shit written on them…the whiteboard ( DAMN!! No chalk fights! :@grrrr…)…the floor..the wall…almost everything! By the end of 11th the place was ALMOST (can’t help it! =P though there was fine for damaging school property =D ) the same. We were wondering what the last batch has done with their classroom (which is currently ours). We soon found out. Charts on bacteria…fungi…euglena…allergies…muscle fibres..wave interference and among them was Matrix Reloaded poster too! =P But that was not it! As usual the walls had shoe prints :P …electric circuits drawn on them…a big hole made in the thin wall and hidden with a small chart with faces, lines and cartoons drawn and written on it. They didn’t leave the door handle either!!(wait…! That was wot I was here to post about.)

Today, the chick (bole to….apun ki English ki teacher) was with the lesson…The Black Water when the supervisor, who had declared our class “a nuisance” last semester, knocked at the door and chick ran to open it and it won’t open! He passed some papers through the window and went to bring some people to open the door. After few seconds we could see long thin screw drivers going in and out the hole. After few minutes it was finally open.
Chick: Who locked it??
Man1:Where’s the handle?
Class:Handle? What handle? The last batch took it with them!
Chick: Who locked it? Who was the last person to enter?
Class: (long pause)………..U!
Chick to Man2(who didn’t know English) : =| What happened?
Man2:jbfkaugfjkzvblshg ( Malayalam =| )
Chick: kladfhfkb (she spoke Malayalam 4 da 1st time in class!:P)
But…buut how??
Man2(frustrated… entered the class and demonstrated to her): See….DOOR! (holds the door……………BANGS the door) LOCKED!! (tries to catch the handle and….handle?) =P

Once more the screw driver goes in and the door opens.

As soon as the chick leaves, the dudes (rather…our FUTURE ENGINEERS) are off with compass, pencils and pens to rEpAiR the door… u guessed it! We were locked for the 3rd time..=P