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Monday, December 13, 2004
oh plz! "Wow! You r photogenic" this is the first compliment I get everytime someone looks at my pic. I don’t know how but most of my friends, in fact, everyone finds me photogenic...except myself! They say...I look different...much cuter....I find it the other way round. Remember the Crushed post?..da guy who fell for me after he saw my pic! Well..queer! I think I should go for modelling!:P...lol...nah...good as a Sci-geek (m not!)Models are flops in most of the cases. Will be having the photo session at school by next week...I remember the one I had in seventh grade.... my eyes were half open grr... I hate that!! I hate it!! Thats the only fear after every photo session... U r completely ready, silence all over, the guy goes behind the camera and u think.."yep! it's time..SMILE" but no....u wait...the guy is still adjusting..u go sleepy...the guy"READY?" chorus"CHEESSEE"...the wind is blowing hard...u can't help it...ur eyes go dry and *blink* meanwhile *click*...everyone leaves the place and u "aghhrrrr^&^^&&%$rrrrrrr" Wots more embarrassing then to see urself in the pic half sleepy while others are smiling!:( Sunday, December 12, 2004
grrr..... Sometimes I wonder that the owners of some of the blogs,I hop on,are real nut-cases.This is wot they tag on my blog..."TNX FOR DROPPING BY""HI""HELLO""TNX FOR VISITING ME".....Now ...do u think I come to your blog...read your posts....comment or tag you...for getting THAT REPONSE....DON'T COME ON MY BLOG AND TELL ME THAT I VISITED IT COZ I KNOW I DID!!!!!Since am a newbie in blogdom...I'm indirectly inviting you to my blog to read the post.....but NO!!!............YOU COME HERE TO TELL ME...."DID U INVITE ME???Ok..HERE IS UR INVITATION BAB BYE!!" Check out the tagboard,u'll find many instances ...grrrrrrrrrr$#$#$^#*^%$%^#$ Saturday, December 11, 2004
15kg monkey thrown into space.Find Ve.  MUAH!!MUAH!!!MUAH!! My PC..MUAH!MUAH! MY KEYBOARD ...AND FINALLY.....MUUUAAH!!! MY CPU .......missed u soooo much in da examination hall....and finally that torturous week of those 5 subjects is over and I'm back to glare at you . The result.....I PASSED!!! I had no hope for Physics but at the critical moment my stars shined and WoOSHH!! I PASSED!! .Now I don’t really understand this Physics ...sometimes a monkey or donkey is thrown out into space sometimes its climbing a rope and sometimes the hunter kills it ...y is Newton so bothered about the rowing of a boat???Some conceptual questions (based on Newton's 3rd law) go like this A person jumps over the surface of earth. Why does not the earth jump back! ........Anywayz chill! coz its 11th grade ....it’s for compensating all the fun you missed in 10th grade.OK enough crab about that so called EASY subject Was going through my Big B's big fat SAT (don really remember!) preparation book yesterday...and came across the following question Peterson's son is my son’s father, so who am I of Peterson? took abt 5-10mins to figure out the answer after going mad for the first 5 mins....Try it...(There are two answers .....*i guess*) Answer(s) coming up in the next post:P till then  PEACE!Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Choose one...FATSO,FATTY,or....POTATO! My dear Potato....(Principal) I hope this finds you in the black of your health (off course it will!!..How can curses of 2000something students on roll be denied?)You are so fond of your looks (u actually suck big times) that I find your photos in Arab times, Kuwait times and many more newspapers every now and then. The other day during the Manipal Medical College conference at school I saw you blushing in the corner while the photographer was taking pictures from every angle(I'm sure you might have threatened him saying "FOCUS ON ME!! OR ELSE M NOT PAYING") your fat bragging elder daughter's pic too can be seen in the college catalog....not her fault!....inherited. Your HUGE air conditioned office is fabulous but those cupboards full of trophies seem really queer, that too, right next to your table. After all, they belong to those who studied day and night for their boards and those who fell, bleeded but continued practicing in the deadly heat of 50+ degree C for the inter-house matches.YOU??You never even get off the spongy sit of yours until your butts get really NUMB! And then you go around the huge school, which the teachers consider..."Principal is on a round" and studs? well...read on.... Stud1: hey! Lets go bunk! Stud2: nah!!Princi is exercising! You first postponed and then cancelled the party, cancelled the exam preparation holidayz,condensed the duration of pre-boards, now asking us to pay 2KD for the 12th farewell....AND WOT NOT!!!..USUCK While exercising you dash into any class even without a knock or Excuse me.Then you begin your same old lectures about the lack of charts in the class ignoring the teacher behind ...cursing you for disturbing her class.Added one more floor to the institution..well...why should you bother? It's the kids who have to climb those long stairs everyday!..the only positive point pt. is that they can't see YOU around their class coz u'll die of heart-attack half way through. You are nothing but a big fat lazy bump...good 4 NOTHING! (Neva)Yours n UNthankfully, Secret Admirer! Monday, December 06, 2004
Amchi Mumbai! . Dil se boloon, jaan se boloon main hoon mumbaiya Yeh mumbai nagariya, main dhoondo dagariya Charon taraf kuch na aaye mujhko nazariya Dil se boloon, jaan se boloon main hoon mumbaiya Borivali, Andheri, Lower Parel Note, sikkey, rupiyon ka hai yahan khel Jawani ke mele yahaan hote hain sale Jisey chahe, jahaan chahe mil jaaye mel Dil se boloon, jaan se boloon main hoon mumbaiya Jidhar dekhoon nazar aaye log pareshaan Aata, roti, daal, chaawal ka hai imtehaan Platform logon ke bane hai makaan Bhookh, pyaas, daud, dhoop iske nishaan Dil se boloon, jaan se boloon main hoon mumbaiya Jise poocho kahe woh to main hoon insaan Tu hai insaan to hoon main bhi hairaan Kaam yahan dugna hai, daam anjaan Mein kahin aur nahin, yeh hai Hindustan Dil se boloon, jaan se boloon main hoon mumbaiya Sunday, December 05, 2004
ta-da! will not b bloggin 4 a while..got rid of examz 2day....so....takin a break....:D...... Listening to:Snoop Dog-"Drop it like its hot" Sunday, November 21, 2004
S2PID ALARM!!! OUCH!! I missed school 2day....never wanted to, but I over-slept.
My eyes opened at 8...when I looked at the alarm its still 3AM wat da....? the batteries were over by mid-night!!...grrrWe had a special assembly 2day for children’s day...which I missed .Anyways,even if I would have attended it...it would be too painful for me,coz i hurt my knee this saturday and wound is still in the process of healing.. I fell near the classroom...grr...now what will i do if I'm famous in the class for falling.What will I do if my fibula and tibia bases are weak(ahem! science student u see: P)? 90% of my concentration is on my legs when I walk(esp. when wearing those dumb sandals) that’s y I prefer wearing sport shoes (NIKE ROX!!)  Missed the Physics practical for the second time(LAST TIME...I wos sick!).Luckily,protions are over coz exams are coming up next week...will make use of 4 ALARMS for examz...will c u after 5th of Dec...in other words....AFTER EXAMS!!! So right now when I'm suppose to be in my classroom with books and frends all around me....M HERE! at home... right I front of the PC screen !!:P...FRANKLY...I FEEL GOOD!!! hehehe... OK gotta get back to work now.....*YYYAAAAWWWNNNNNN*  Kuwait's weather report... Max. temperature expected---12 Degree C  Min. temperature expected---9 Degree C Saturday, November 20, 2004
Feel Good! da new look!!
Doesn't this template make u feel like in a graveyard??If it does!.....DON'T TELL ME!!!....coz...I like it!!It's 'Black'-- My Fav.Some reasons 4 changing the temp(again!) 1.The pic itself covered 90% of the screen. 2.Was having trouble with the font..(not just me...many experienced it!) 3.The contents were to the extreme right...n ppl were too lazy to scroll down and have a look at it. 4.(thinking....)m not a choco lover... 5.(thinking........u temme:P)... Winter is here...Man! It's getting damn cold over here!...well....I heard Mumbai is still hot...n more hotter than past few years....curse those AROUND YOU for polluting it!(...as if u'll curse urself,for driving ur vehicle around the city and throwing those chips and choco wrappers on the open ground,if i asked u to!)....In Kuwait u are charged with 5KD(=Rs.750) fine even for throwing a candy wrapper from ur car....and 15KD if u are caught without the seatbelt :p So this is a 1st ACCUAL post on this blog with THIS temp.(i did a lotta testing posts b4) lemme inaugurate it with ~ Black & White ~ check it out!.... " Be the god you want to be.The people will pray to you to help them, make them rich, harm their neighbours for simply make their lives easier. Whether you choose to listen to them or help them is up to you:P. Will you rule with a fair hand, making life better for your people? Or will you be evil and scare them into prayer and submission? No one can tell you which way to be. BUHAHAHA!!!" Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Da Party!!!!----I *TAS* has just signed in. TAS(gal): hey DA! wots new?? DA: well......WE HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK OFF!!!! what about u?? TAS:We are planning for a party.....wanna join?? DA:WE??? u mean....family/frends?? TAS:Friends... DA:SURE!!! WHEN????WHERE??? TAS:Sunday,Pizza Hut farwaniya 5pm DA: oki doki...will b there.........who else....? TAS:Well....ummm.......deep,naz,mj,bla bla....not really decided..!!...hey can u pick up RESH(gal) too??Its gona be her B'Day!!! DA: I I Captain!!! NoTion in mind...max. 5 ppl at the party... ITS SUNDAY!!!! SMS from RESH:Talk with TAS .....m coming.... After few hours SMS from RESH again!:Taught about it....It's the B'day of my parents one and only daughter and thats ME!! will celebrate with parents! GRRRRR!!! Call to TAS DA:She isn't coming... TAS: grrr!!! she didnt come for India too !! ggrrrr!!! TAS calls RESH:*arguments...yelling* CONCLUSION RESH:FINE!!FINE!! M COMING!!!! AT THE PARTY! Car in the parking zone....can see MJ laughin at MONTY's joke.......wait........MONTY????ARE THE GUYS HERE TOO??Yep!only 4 of them:P....hehe.....waiting for others...........6gals n 4guys buhahahaha Guys:So gals!!! lets enter the hut... MJ:Do you think we can afford those 5KD(Kuwaiti Dinars:P) large pizzas?? All:ummmmm.......k lets go for KFC then!15 pieces for 5KD. Agreed. HUT(Pizza Hut) and KFC are just 3mins walk away from each other.So the gang walks to KFC DAMN!! it's outta tables!!! FINE!!!turn back to HUT then On the way back to the HUT MJ(gal):shheesshhhh man!! what the hell are we doing??Going from HUT--->KFC then KFC--->HUT...!!?!?! SUN(guy):Building up an apetite!!! AT THE HUT!! Laughing and talking at the top of our voice.ahem!! ya ! we know that everyone is looking at us even though they can't understand the Hinglish,Malayalam and Tapori langs we are speaking!! Two tables joined...with a fork and knife for each one of us.SUN sits in front of DA.Wishes RESH Happy B'day in MALAYALAM!!!!DA can't bear this any longer(MALAYALAM IS SO TORTURING!!!)picks up the knife...points at SUN DA:Baap! Hindi nahi to English me baat kar....nahi to tapka dalenga!!...kya? SUN:WOW!! (pause) SUN-playing tabla on the table-turns back....still playing the tabla... SUN(to DA):Why is that pizza hut lady standing there and staring at me?? DA:ahhh!!my my my!!!u see.....AHEM!!! KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI!!! (pause) DA:She has gone.There is a guy over there now....and he too is staring at u:P SUN:(turns back)well.....I can trust him!!=) Lady for the order... WOT TO ORDER!!?? LARGE---5KD MEDIUM---3KD SMALL---150FILS GUY:so what to order?? DA:If i'm the one paying..then.....THE SMALL ONE PLZ....:P Contribution....contribution....! well....ok 2 LARGE plz.. Com'on ppl...contribution...one and a half KD each... Gals:ONE AND A HALF EACH??!?!?!??!?? Guys:We are going to the KFC after this Gals:...oh ok...fine... Pizzas are here... Hey lets do it the American way!! SUN(a strange look at DA):Which hand holds the knife and which the fork?? Luckily,DA's bro has taught her.. DA:Fork-Left Knife-Right SUN(another strange look-as tough telling "U R LYING"):NO!! It's the other way round...how can u eat with ur left hand? DA(blank):How can u cut with ur left hand? SUN:DUH!! He's stubborn...continues with his "the other way round"style.Confused...eats a piece after his hard-work of trying to cut it for the past 10mins.Confused...holds the fork and knife in the left hand...brings the cup closer...takes a zip and "the other way round" style again... THE CULMINATION FAD UP!!!! SUN:To hell with this fork and knife...(bangs them on one side of the table)follows the BHARTIYA style ...bole to....'hat se khane ka' BEN(guy):(examines the stuff on the table)Sauce...Sauce...ummm...pepper....where's salt man?? well...ok...i think this is salt...it's white:P Somebody:Not really!...it's off-white. BEN(curious--smells it)WHACK!! what the hell is that?? SUN:Show me!Show me!(Smells it)WHACK!!! it's cheese powder. WHACK!!WHACK!!!WHACK!!! BEN and SUN examine the other stuff on the table.SUN takes the sauce without noticing the word "CHILLY" on it.Takes a new piece of pizza from the main plate.Pours a whole lotta sauce on it. BEN looks at the piece and goes drool!! I must admit...it looked delicious. BEN:Hey SUN!! let me try one first!... SUN(who himself is unaware of the major ingredient in the sauce):....k... BEN:(munches the piece and goes....)AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! The 7UP got glued to his lips after this while SUN still wondered and kept asking..."wot happen?"...and the rest us can't but laugh...My knife fell down while I continued laughing.So...well...had to follow the BHARTIYA style...:P [TO BE CONT...] |
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