u believe in that???How can stars ever tell our future???Well...many believe in horoscopes.They believe that someone out there ...sitting on the streets or moving his/her hands over a crystal ball can try tell them wot they are about to face...though not accurately.
In my case...neither the soothsayers nor the newspapers are right...This wot my horoscope said about two weeks back..."Start searching for ur soul mate"...=| can someone go and tell the editor under 18 marriages are illegal!!!Right now I'm dying searching my sun-glasses... which I have kept.....God knows where??
For my mom, the horoscope thing turned out to be a real horror once...Thursdays are outing days for all families in Kuwait. You will never find us at home on Thrusdays.This happen about 2 years back when my mom was watching the morning Horoscope show on Zee. She wos dumbstruck at her HoRRoRscope "Apke ghar me chori hone ki sambhavna dik rahi hai"..All she said wos..."Oh my God...! Thrusday??CHORI???AHHHH!!!" My Big B., whoz a 99.9% atheistic, comforted her by telling that"Theres no such thing as Horoscope..plus there are HARDLY ANY news of burglary ever in Kuwait PLUS we haven’t brought anything thts called "Gold" or "jewelry" or "money" from India....it's safe there... IN THAT BANK LOCKER... NOW DON'T SPOIL THE WEEKEND just because the idiot box has declared some nonsense” So...since the whole family, including me, wos against it ..she HAD TO go out with us...
We returned home and GUESS WOT!!.....not a sign of those CHORES! Mom never dared to see her horoscope after this. She still remembers how that one line had spoiled her whole day:P
Anywayz..gtg...gotta find my Soul mate now=D
Ciao!

Merry Christmas PPL!....
Hope ur chimney is all cleaned up....and those curious about the existance of santa have placed the hidden camera(borrowed from Tehelka) at a perfect position...
Hope u've been really good this year and will not be visited by the 3 ghosts tonight...
Hope ur gifts turns out to be something u always wanted
Hope this Christmas turns out to be really COOL!
Hope the coming year turns out be ur best!...
After all.....
What is Christmas?... It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.---Agnes M. Pharo

So HAve FUN AND CIAO!!
I'm OFF to...aa.....dunno..!
Bab Bye!

I'm on the second floor and the two Bangalorian boys (5th and 7th grade) are on the third floor. They are as naughty and choweet as the other kids but through their behavior one can only tell they are young gentlemen in disguise.
My encounter with them starts every morning as I see them climbing down the building steps... smiling at me=)=). After school (i.e. back home), they keep the lift open for me to enter :P...in case they know that I've lagged a little behind...they would wait for me to reach the lift...and in case they press the 3rd button (4getting that I'm on 2nd floor) they would press back the 2nd button instead of getting down on the 3rd floor..! On asking why did they do that?...they give out their fav. dialog "Simply"(nah...not malluz:P)
It’s not just with me....but every female they come across! It’s as though they have by-heart every code of etiquette. But...I think...the parents are to be appreciated.
Their future looks quite bright to me...especially in the matters related to the 'fairer sex' :p

ITS SO TERRIBLE!!!!.....Our school authorities r trappin' as frm everywhere.....ALoNg wit da new session came new RuLES!!! (One Word--An utter nuisance fer studentz).....well....thtz all right...we studentz r inured 2 them.......BUT this year its jus' tht u will find students breakin their heads n conceive of gettin' out of da suffocating classrooms *da AC is workin'....but u know wat i mean*...

-----here r 2, of da 20 new rules, THT SUCK BIG TIMES!!!

1.NO MO BLACKBOARDS MEANS NO MO CHALKS,WHICH MEANS NO MO CHALK-FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya! all da blackboards hav been replaced my WHITEBOARDS....
NOTE: Read da following only if u dunno wot da heck iz a whiteboard...
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well...a whiteboard iz complete WHITE in colour (i no...i no....da name sayz it BUT patience man patience!!!)....its accually pastic coated so one uses MARKERS 2 write on it.
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Teachers possess markers fer themselves so none r left for us 2 play with after they leave da classroom!(moronz)....{n even if dey leave 1 we r not gonna use it fer playin ....coz v dont wanna c our classmates bleeding after been hitted with one}......*SOB*SOB*

2. WHAT'S A SCHOOL WITHOUT BUNKING????........az zimple az it zeemz.......A JAIL !!
Bloody school management passed the rule of "OUTPASS" 2 prevent student frm bunking classes(one of my fav. hobby:D)...now....wondering watz an outpass?...well i'll tell ya!....an outpass iz a piece of shit...OOPz....i mean 'paper'...uummmm.....rather 'a hard paper'....:D...its sometin like a square ...issued by our dumb fat principal....a student iz suppose 2 take it frm da frozen-head and pea-sized brain moniter(huz suckin' name i don wanna mention) wen he/she wanna step out of da class.bunkin wit an outpass iz not easy coz therez a time limit stuff(another big sucking concept)...
so now i no y students consider my school as "Indian Central Jail of Kuwait" rather than "Indian Central School of Kuwait"....
HEREz A CURSE FER U ALL-----it gets activated once u visit this link:P !!!

DON' LEAVE THIS BLOG WITHOUT A COMMENT!!! or elz thiz blog is gonna reach da principal of ur school or college or university...n he/she iz gonna contact my dumb fat PRINCI....(afterall i have mentioned my school name =D)....n borrow some mo rulez frm my dumb fat princi...u know wots next!!!>>>..........
..............**i think this all i have learned from fwded CHAIN mailz!!!:D**
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There are actually 19 comments ...but m too lazy to paste all...and the link isn't working
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*ARATI--thanx for visiting! chill, man, school aint so bad, at least thats what ull be saying when u grow up. so learn to enjoy it now or ull live to regret it. :P
*p1ut0--Kuwait aint far frm Iraq. how abt asking saddam's men to kill ur dumb fat PRINCI....
*BEACHBUM--boy i thought my school was jail...but no blackboards n no bunkin classes - this is ridiculous!! jeez that must be sheer torture !! god, i soo pity you - ! wait why dont you like get your own markers or sumthin and totally spoil the whiteboards till they need replacement - whos askin you to own up ?!! ;)
*NEVER POOL--u tellin me bout the rules?wht a joke! never understood em n never wanna. they suck anyway! so - screw the rules!! amen to that!!!
*CC--ah the passes. We also had them but managed to patao the monitors and take the passes from them. Then make 10-12 duplicates of that card, and forge the sign of princi and BUNK!!! and the whiteboard, take a compass and scratch over it. What do ya say? n im not from bangladesh, moi from calcutta:),thnx for dropping by:)
* OK ..Ok... i commented.... now i hoe that the rules dont reach my princi.....---PRATEEK
* NEMESIS--White Boards.. shee! what a joke! What's a school >>without<< a blackboard?!

Sometimes, I just hate the fact that I’m brought up in Gulf and not in my own country or city. I love Mumbai…for its hectic life….for its ever-changing colors….for those sky scrapers…for the Pani Puri, Bhel puri and many other puris and vadas and wot not? Though I’m acquainted with this and more..my feelings for this unique city will always be the same as those for a stranger.
No friends to tell “Hey! I’m back!”..No company to describe how your journey was through the clouds. It’s just your relatives all around you….nagging you for becoming so lanky and lazy. And as you think of your mates …you watch those groups of friends..goofing around and having fun at Mc Dowell’s or some money saving stalls.
I hate myself for being so introvert at new places. It’s so difficult to get along with others even when you know they are the same age as you.
DuH! Life sucks!

My Dear FAIR & LOVELY (Ek tukda chaand ka),
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA OPALA (Made for one).I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorapan se jyada khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile. You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smiles per day) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL(Seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I would like you should be my life partner. I think you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeble) and also think of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD IKON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The coolest ones).If they will say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make things better).They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) but we COCA COLA
(Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca Cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA(Connecting people) those who love each other.And we are Wills (Made for each Other).After marriage you would be my ONIDA(neighbours envy owners's pride) and I would become your HUTCH (wherever you go our(my) network follows).After some time, our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Invited by all). We will be HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life will be BOLERO (Break free).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real test of life), SATYAM ON LINE (Fun fast easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India). For me, HOME TRADE (Life means more).So never forget me. Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More). I know everything will workout fine, since I have POLARIS (Power of Precision).
LG [Digitally yours]
Editor:Alter Ego

Heard abt modern art? Seen those art exhibitions of FAMOUS AND WELL KNOWN artists/painters?
Seen those idiots who visit those exhibitions, stare at those paintings and say...wow!!
It’s an excellent piece of art...straight form the heart...blab bla..but then...Have YOU ever looked at those paintings?
Yep, it's only a lil bit splashing of colors here and there and drawing of few lines ..horizontal and vertical.... THTS IT!!
And voila! the painter earned millions of dollars out of it! I have seen many painting of M.F Husain and still can't figure out...wot is it that he was trying to convey thru those partly naked ladies :P
Had the library period on Wednesday. I was going thru the India Today mag. and came thru some article about adopting girl child.One of the page had a column with a long list of ABCs of parenting... the other page had a similar column but about child adoption.
At the top of the column was a picture/painting..wotever.It showed a lady's hand holding a child's hand but the error (or means of expression..woteva the idiot admirers call it) was that... the lady's palm was kinda EXTRA-LARGE and almost looked like a BUTT...
At first I didn’t notice it .the book was on the table and I showed the main title about adopting a girl child to my friend, beside me, just to tell her.."see...daughters rock!:P"...forget about the title ...she immediately retorted..."HEY! That looks more like a BUTT" lol...strange wot those painters think of while painting!

MAN! it's Friday(the 17th) and I’ will be leaving 4 the most sucking place ever on earth...City Centre...The most well known shopping centre in this small country. I’ve been visiting this place since its first day in Kuwait. Its posh....bright....huge....n BORING...there's a music section ....another 4 kiddoz(u know...games n all that)...a stationary section...even a carpet section:P....In the Men's/Women's wear section most of the stuff seems to be imported from Mumbai (Mr.Price etc..) but the prices are declared only after multiplying the real price by 8 or 9 KD.
There are salesmen standing at every corner. Most of them are young...cute... (Ahem ahem!!) n all them sound (I heard them speaking in Marathi a no. of times) and look like N-Indians. You’ll finding them staring at every girl passing by:P ahem!....guess they got the visa 4 searching 4 their soul-mate in q8 :P...
I hate this place... it's always the same....posh...bright...huge....n thus BORING. But I HAVE TO go there coz mah parents prefer it....its reliable they say...X-(..The Kiddo section is never gonna grow up .I swear! since the day visited the Music section...I have taken the pledge....I'LL BUY ONLY AND ONLY PIRATED STUFF >:) buhahaha(Matrix reloaded for 6KD CD DuH! u can get the pirated one for half KD =D)
Duh! me going...mom calling.....going to enter Boredom from Blogdom...Ciao!